Monday Morning humor

I noticed several times as I was bustling around that my hair was sticking up in 400 directions. So I mentioned it to Sam (the human) and he asked if the "hair fairy" had visited me.

"Yeah" I said "and she shit on my head"

"yeah, she does that to me too sometimes," he replied

Something Funny This Way Came

This evening Sami, the dainty girly-girl of the cathold, was tearing around in a circle as though she was being chased by her tail. About the third direction change a poo-berry flew from behind her rolled across the carpet and came to rest in the other room.

Think shot put

Instantly the panicked look left her eyes and she settled. After licking, to sooth what ever ruffled hairs remained, she attempted to bury the wayward poo-berry: A difficult task considering the floor is pergo.